Derailed Thought Trains: Archive

I was gonna make a list of resolutions

But then I remembered that I’m Jason Fucking Pollard, and am too perfect for resolutions. Loljk, I have a list of like 14 things.

Dec 31st

I'm 1/3 done with Scott's Eight.

Maybe this one will actually be good.

Dec 28th

This is either a really good idea...

… Or a really bad one. Time will tell. Merry Christmas!

Dec 26th

I read somewhere...

That if you took every picture of a tattoo/sunset/alcoholic beverage logo that has been posted/reblogged on Tumblr, you’d have enough pictures to make a bonfire big enough to consume the Earth. And by “…read somewhere…”, I mean “…made up a statistic that says…”

Dec 22nd

My only thought after bumping into a Native...

“Oh shit, he’s going to kill me. He’s going to tomahawk me in the head, scalp me, use my hide for a teepee, render my fat into candles, carve my bones into poker chips to use at his casino, and eat my flesh. Shitshitshitshitshit.” I think Oklahoma is turning me racist, you guys.

Dec 19th

I ripped my pants today.

tanjatigersandbears: I don’t think there’s much else I need to explain. Worst day. This was my day, except it was really, really good.

Dec 17th

For a minute there, I lost myself.

One more day until break. Let’s make this a good one.

Dec 17th

I would like a book of spells

And among those spells, there would be a spell to make anyone fall in love with me, and I’d use it on the perfect girl, we’d be together through the rest high school and college, marry and grow old together. Then, one day, we’ll be tight on money, and I’ll remember the book of spells had a money spell in it, so I’ll use it, but it won’t work. That’s when...

Dec 15th

CLIFF LEE

Y U NO RANGERS!?

Dec 14th

I finished Numb.

I’m not happy with how cliche the second half is. It’ll need revision. But I need to let it sit for a while. BRAINSTORMING WITH VAN FOR A NEW ONE ACT. LET’S DO THIS WOOO.

Dec 9th

I've become a parody of myself.

Watch me get mad at someone and then post angry things about them on a public website. Watch me be an asshole, because it’s entertaining. Watch me brick-by-brick fuck up my social life. Cookie-cutter Jason.

Dec 9th

I just got an e-mail from "pissfest.com"

No thank you. I have a feeling I’m not interested in anything that can come from that website.

Dec 3rd

Hmm...

Some account that doesn’t have a theme, picture, any posts and isn’t following anyone but the Staff just liked one of my posts from three months ago. I can’t tell if I’m flattered or creeped out.

Dec 2nd