February 2011
22 posts
The only time being a film nerd sucks:
When a trailer for something like Gnomeo and Juliet comes on.
It’s how I imagine it feels for an artist to see a baby’s messy diaper get hung next to Picasso.
Or how novelists feel when they’re outsold by Stephanie Meyer.
There are two things I see that usually make me feel inspired. I can see an amazing movie, and it will always make me want to create. To match what I just...
I'm not really sure what to say.
My dad just kicked me out of the living room in the middle of the new Daily Show, so he could watch the new episode of Being Human.
Really, dad? Being Human?
Come on.
January 2011
15 posts
Reblog if you want "have you ever..." questions in...
tannytennistammy:
Bring it.
Do it, bro.
Last minute monologue changes usually scare me.
And right now is no exception.
Dammitjason,learntofindmonologuesyoucanconnectwithsoonerthantwodaysbeforeyourlasthighschoolauditionfuuuuuuck.
Today in Office Aide
I delivered a pass to an english class in B-hall. I walked in and this guy started talking to me, pointing to my Wisecrack shirt I had on.
“‘Ey, I just wanted to tell you, you’re hilarious, dawg. Like, so funny, man. I seen you in the last Wisecrack show.”
“Oh! Thank you!”
I handed the pass to the teacher and began to leave, and as I left, I heard the guy...
Hm.
I give up so much that Pixar should get mad at me for lowering their DVD sales.
Heh.
Why is it...
That two days after I discover I have a tailbone infection, people think it’s hilarious to bump into my lower back/ass in the hallways? It’s not funny. It’s really painful. I’ve been walking like I got beat up all day, because it feels like I did. Fuck me, right?
Actually, don’t fuck me. That would probably hurt something too.
BRINGIN’ IN 2011 THE RIGHT WAY,...
Definition of disappointment:
Being told your sickness will be cleared up by some antibiotics, only to find out antibiotics don’t work on this particular sickness and surgery is required. But you can’t do surgery until summer, because of school.
Recovery takes 30-90 days. Hope none of you were looking forward to hanging out with me over the summer.
Fuck.
I fucking suck at tying shoes
dacutestmosh:
fuck
Scott's Eight
Is done.
Hm.
This is the year I graduate high school* and start college*. Spooky.
Half way done with Scott’s Eight, need it done by Monday. Time to kick some ass.
“But Jason, don’t you have about 100 pages of Great Gatsby to read by Monday as well? Not to mention your E.E. Cummings project you haven’t even started yet.”
It’s funny that you bring that up, actually....
Not getting kissed at midnight...
manuel733:
On the outside im like:
But on the inside im like…