February 2012
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Britta: Hi. Hey. Hi, I'm Jeff's dad.
Jeff: Hi Jeff's dad. I'm Britta's dad.
Britta: What?! Why?
Jeff: I don't know. Got drunk, didn't have a condom, and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo.
Britta: Oh God, I wish I could relate, but much like my son, I'm a closeted homosexual.
Jeff: Don't apologize for that. You're talking to the guy who banged Britta's mom. I have no standards.
Britta: Well, why don't we take a tumble? I'll put on a wig.
Jeff: That's it. You're under arrest. I'm an undercover cop.
Britta: It's not illegal to be gay.
Jeff: It is here in Iran.
Britta: Not when we're in the Green Zone.
Jeff: That's Iraq, stupid.
Britta: Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff winger's dumb, gay dad!
Got really frustrated and just typed “20” into an answer blank and hit enter out of pure math rage.
Got it right.
What is this.
Am I dreaming?
lol spoke too soon have to conduct so many fucking random trials kill me
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So, on this stats homework, I saw that there were 13 questions and got discouraged because every question usually has like 9 parts.
FIRST TWO WERE ONE-PART, MULTIPLE CHOICE EASY ONES.
YEEEEEEAH
Anthro lab reports done.
Stat time.
Swagswagswagswag
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“If you found a fossil with a very large sagittal crest, what would that feature indicate about the animal’s masticatory apparatus relative to its cranial size? Why?”
It would indicate that the animal masticates a whole bag of dicks relative to the amount of dick bags it can fit in its cranium.
My lab report uses words so fucking esoteric, spell check doesn’t even...
One more lab report.
One more chapter of stats.
Two chapters to read.
I might actually be done by 4, giving me 5 hours of sleep. Work time.
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OH.
EVERYTHING is due tomorrow.
Fucking awesome.
Fantastic.
Really what I need right now.
Perfect day.
Greatest week.
Complaincomplaincomplain.
Well.
My lab TA never replied to my e-mail. So looks like I’ll be taking the mid-term tomorrow even though I never found out when the review session was.
Fuck anthropology so much.
Fuck everything so much.
I’m just kinda done with everything.
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Julia Nunes' new album is streaming. Neat. →
Me last night while I couldn't sleep:
Me: Okay, I'm gonna play MLB while listening to Some Nights from beginning to end. After the album finishes, I'll study.
Me: Oh, album's over. Kinda wanna listen to this song again, though...
Me: And this one.
Me: And this one.
Me: Maybe one more through the album.
Me: Oh hey look, the sun is rising.
DAILY DOSE OF BASEBALL: So I have been very... →
dailybaseball:
So I have been very excited that baseball starting again (obviously) and I have been getting a lot of smack about it at school. People keeps telling me there’s a new season every year and they don’t know why I am so excited about it.
Yes I know this, I know there’s a new season every year but…
I can't sleep.
:|
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But you’ll never run away from yourself. I know it’s hard but you’ve been there before, and you know you’re gonna be there again. I don’t care what the stars may say because they always feed their bullshit to me. It’s kinda sad how you lost what you had, and you’re never gonna have it again, and so I say: Hey Sergio, you’ve got to get us out...
The lady at the RTVF office was bitchy and unhelpful.
My CIT wristband snapped.
My material seems hack now that I’m re-reading it.
Today is the worst day.
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Old Time Family Baseball: Ichiro Changes His... →
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Nothing beautiful can last forever. It’s why James Dean and Marilyn Monroe are still so popular—their looks will never see the damage of time and being out in the sun without sunscreen. For a while, Ichiro Suzuki seemed to be the one person immune to all of that. He’s still tall and thin, avoiding…
I’m not okay with this. I’m not okay with this at all.
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Boredom is consuming me. Make it stop!
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